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June 2025

AITA: My Husband Carries The Mental Load
On marital divisions of labor, gender roles, daddymommies, statistical aberrations, and my anxiety I’m a bad wife
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Caroline Calvert
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À la carte (June 17, 2025)
What to read, watch, and listen to this summer
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Caroline Calvert
A Self-Guided Pregnancy Syllabus - Part Two
How to bear those last few weeks when you really can't stand another day of fucking pregnancy but the thought of being responsible for a newborn is…
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Caroline Calvert
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A Self-Guided Pregnancy Syllabus
How to care for yourself while a fetus sucks the life out of you
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Caroline Calvert
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À la carte (June 3, 2025)
A stay-up-too-late show, a Jamaican novel, American Bulk's thoughts on Costco, and a very quiet movie.
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Caroline Calvert

May 2025

Why is there a hole in the kitchen ceiling?
On babysitters, trust & estate planning, and surrender
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Caroline Calvert
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À la carte (May 20, 2025)
Books for Memorial Day Weekend, a second season, and a new skincare routine (that I wish I was getting paid to recommend)
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Caroline Calvert
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Mother's Day essays I have tried to write about my hair
On postpartum hair loss, Nutrafol, and the beauty-industrial complex
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Caroline Calvert
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À la carte (May 6, 2025)
The enduring appeal of literary projects authored by the grandchildren of Holocaust survivors, a fresh take on the weaponization of anti-semitism, and…
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Caroline Calvert
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April 2025

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